Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove Pine Cove Book 2

Trouble is, shall we say, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal sea beast named Steve with, a thing for explosive oil tanker trucks. Suddenly, and a beleaguered constable has to fight off his own gonzo appetites to find out what's wrong and what, morose Pine Cove turns libidinous and is hit by a mysterious crime wave, if anything, to do about it.

The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, so naturally—well, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, to be accurate, artificially—business is booming at the local blues bar.

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Practical Demonkeeping Pine Cove Book 1

The green one is catch, a demon with a nasty habit of eating most of the people he meets. In christopher moore's ingenious debut novel, we meet one of the most memorably mismatched pairs in the annals of literature. Behind the fake tudor façade of Pine Cove, California, Catch sees a four-star buffet. The good-looking one is one-hundred-year-old ex-seminarian and "roads" scholar Travis O'Hearn.

Travis, on the other hand, thinks he sees a way of ridding himself of his toothy traveling companion. The winos, neo-pagans, meanwhile, and deadbeat Lotharios of Pine Cove, have other ideas. And none of them is quite prepared when all hell breaks loose.


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The Stupidest Angel v2.0: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror Pine Cove Book 3

But josh is sure that he saw santa take a shovel to the head, and now the seven-year-old has only one prayer: Please, Santa, come back from the dead. But hold on! There's an angel waiting in the wings. Twas the night okay, and all through the tiny community of Pine Cove, packing, people are busy buying, wrapping, California, more like the week before Christmas, and generally getting into the holiday spirit.

But not everybody is feeling the joy. Unfortunately, " he's botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, and before you can say "Kris Kringle, our angel's not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen.

Move over, charles Dickens -- it's Christopher Moore time. No, he's not on his deathbed; no, his dog hasn't run away from home. Wings, get it? it's none other than the Archangel Raziel come to Earth seeking a small child with a wish that needs granting. Little joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle.

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Island of the Sequined Love Nun

But when he demolishes his boss's pink plane during a drunken airborne liaison, Tuck must run for his life from Mary Jean's goons. Now there's only one employment opportunity left for him: piloting shady secret missions for an unscrupulous medical missionary and a sexy blond high priestess on the remotest of Micronesian hells.

Take a wonderfully crazed excursion into the demented heart of a tropical paradise—a world of cargo cults, cannibals, ninjas, mad scientists, and talking fruit bats. Our bumbling hero is tucker case, a hopeless geek trapped in a cool guy's body, who makes a living as a pilot for the Mary Jean Cosmetics Corporation.

Here is a brazen, irreverent, ingenious, and wickedly funny novel from a modern master of the outrageous.


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Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, superhuman strength, an aching back, she realizes the decision has been made for her.

. Jody never asked to become a vampire. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be kerouac from incontinence, Indiana, Tommy to his friends is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door. And proceeds to rock tommy's life -- and afterlife -- in ways he never thought possible.

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Coyote Blue: A Novel

Today he is samuel hunter, and a hollow, a condo, a successful Santa Barbara insurance salesman with a Mercedes, invented life. Then one day, destiny offers him the dangerous gift of love—in the exquisite form of Calliope Kincaid—and a curse in the unheralded appearance of an ancient god by the name of Coyote.

Coyote, the trickster, has arrived to reawaken the mystical storyteller within Sam. And to seriously screw up his existence in the process. From master of subversive humor Christopher Moore comes a quirky, irreverent novel of love, metaphysics, myth, outlaw biking, angst, and outrageous redemption. As a boy, he was samson hunts alone—until a deadly misunderstanding with the law forced him to flee the Crow reservation at age fifteen.

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Bite Me: A Love Story Bloodsucking Fiends Book 3

Joining  his farcical gems bloodsucking fiends and you suck, urban, nosferatu style love, “stephen king with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “the 21st century’s best satirist.

”. Christopher moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word. Carl hiaasen the undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga.


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Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

But later, when a roll of film returns from the lab missing the crucial tail shot -- and his research facility is trashed -- Nate realizes something very fishy indeed is going on. By turns witty, fascinating, puzzling, irreverent, and surprising, Fluke is Christopher Moore at his outrageous best. Cause no one else on his team saw a thing -- not his longtime partner, Clay Demodocus; not their saucy young research assistant; not even the spliff-puffing white-boy Rastaman Kona né Preston Applebaum.

Until the extraordinary day when a whale lifts its tail into the air to display a cryptic message spelled out in foot-high letters: Bite me. Trouble is, nate's beginning to wonder if he hasn't spent just a little too much time in the sun. Just why do humpback whales sing? that's the question that has marine behavioral biologist Nate Quinn and his crew poking, wet, recording, charting, and photographing very big, gray marine mammals.

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You Suck: A Love Story Bloodsucking Fiends Book 2

Even worse, tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named duh Blue. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. Being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. And surprise! Now he's one, too. But tommy and jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, Jody, he discovers that his girlfriend, is a vampire. And that really sucks.


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Secondhand Souls: A Novel

Now if only they can get little Sophie to stop babbling about the coming battle for the very soul of humankind. Someone—or something—is stealing them and no one knows where they are going, or why, but it has something to do with that big orange bridge. Death merchant Charlie Asher is just as flummoxed as everyone else.

. He’s trapped in the body of a fourteen-inch-tall “meat puppet” waiting for his Buddhist nun girlfriend, Audrey, to find him a suitable new body to play host. To get to the bottom of this abomination, bummer and lazarus; and Lily, a motley crew of heroes will band together: the seven-foot-tall death merchant Minty Fresh; retired policeman turned bookseller Alphonse Rivera; the Emperor of San Francisco and his dogs, the former Goth girl.

. In san francisco, the souls of the dead are mysteriously disappearing—and you know that can’t be good—in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s delightfully funny sequel to A Dirty Job. Something really strange is happening in the City by the Bay. People are dying, but their souls are not being collected.

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A Dirty Job: A Novel

Charlie asher, it seems, has been recruited for a new position: as Death. It's a dirty job. But, hey! Somebody's gotta do it. They're even about to have their first child. Charlie asher is a pretty normal guy with a normal life, married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. Yes, charlie's doing okay—until people start dropping dead around him, and everywhere he goes a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets.

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